The Dork Test


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		Josh made this test for the hell of it. It's exclusive to THIS website, I think. So, enjoy!!! What kind of dork are you ( What kind of dork are you! (A test for fun and enjoyment) This is based on the fact that everyone is a dork. Cool Dork, Secure Dork, Jerky Dork, True Dork and Isecure Dork. Im sorry if the test dosent say what you want all you dorks but thats on you. 1.When on a date, how do you dress. 1. Like a DORK(overalls, trosers, plad pants you made to be cool and other dorkish items included) 2. A Suit 3 .You tend not to care because you think that your cool :) 4. You wouldnt know, you never had one. 5. In anything that you have around 2. In school your school library you... 1. Tend to look for the sex ed books because thats about as close as you can get to sex 2. Look in astroligy and other space or space influenced books 3. Wonder what poeple would think if they saw you open a book 4. Prank Books 5. Open something because you have a genrel interest in anything 3. If you were a lunch item what would you be (Dork Dating Game Question) 1. Id be the school special (I look about as good as I taste) 2. Id be what ever the hell I wanted to be that day 3. Id be milk (everyone likes milk... right) 4. Id be yogurt (I may not always taste to good but Im good for you) 5. I like oranges so Id be that 4.If you made a movie of yourself, what would it be called? 1. Pe Wits Fun House 2.Whatever 3.Baa Baa Baa (Subtitle: Baa Baa Baa) 4.Little Jackass 5.All my friends 5.Which of these is your favorite saying 1. Snuff & Wierd Voice says Your epidermus is showing 2. Sheep sicken me 3. Can we say Baa, I knew ya could 4. Damn, if it floods, can I use you as a flotation device? 5. Hi everbody Ok now count score in numbers like this. 1. COUNT HOW MANY 2. COUNT HOW MANY 3. COUNT HOW MANY 4. COUNT HOW MANY 5. COUNT HOW MANY Whichever you got the most of, mach it up with the dork type at the bottom. They are the some numbers both ways so you dont get confused. In case of a tie, you are a Bi-Dork, if you are totally equal then you are really amazing. Dork Types: 1.A True Dork-Wow, these still exist. Bravo ya Dork! 2.Secure Dork- You could care less about what people think of you. For the most part people are cool with you except for assholes. 3.Insecure Dork-You think about what everyone thinks or says aboaut you. Hmm, you kind of remind me of a sheep 4.Jerky Dork-Man you can be a real pain in the ass and an all out jerk. Most of the time people are on the verge of smacking the shit out of you. 5.Everybody Loves This Dork- Like it says, every one loves you. In Lamins terms your cool. :)