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Here's where I store all the codes for those crazy quizzes that I love so much. Click here to see Josh's dork test.

Zombie_Hero
Like Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, you are the
hero. Congratulations. As the chainsaw toting
king of witty one-liners, you certainly know
how to handle any of those undead nasties
heading your way, don't you?\par

The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
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Ginger
You are Ginger Fish. You play drums, you're the
quietest member of the band and nobody really
knows much about you. You have been described
as "the quietest and most dangerous
member" Which you are.

If You Were In Marilyn Manson Who Would You Be?
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Which Buffy Girl Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty


take the "what's your dark secret?" quiz | courtesy of mewing.net. where darkness and secrecy abound.

The type of ex I am is:
a m b i v a l e n t
I still have feelings for my ex, but I realize that we do not work as a couple and thus should be broken up. I will get over my ex eventually.
what type of ex are you? | mewing.net. 'EX'cellent. HA.



take the HIV test.
and go to mewing.net. HEEEEEEEE.



why does laura hate you? mewing.net



take the "why did you get in trouble?" test.
and go to mewing.net. because laura's been in trouble on the first day of kindergarten on.



take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.
and go to mewing.net. not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.

Quiz Me
Siobhan was
a Famous Side-Show Preformer
in a past life.

Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

Quiz Meme
Von is a member of
Rolla Skates that Scream

Create your own band name @ Quiz Meme


discover your dog breed @ quiz meme


Are You a Ho? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who's Your Movie Sidekick? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty


What's Your Problem? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who's Your Inner Music Industry Diva? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who's Your Inner Buffy Bad-Girl? Find out @ She's Crafty

Morpheus
Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You are a ROMERO ZOMBIE
You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because
there is no more room in hell. You feed on
living flesh - anything you can get your
decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage
to your rotting brain.

What kind of Zombie are you?
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Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:197
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You Are 70% Normal (Really Normal)
Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so!

frylock
You're Frylock! The brains of the operation, you
like to use your smarts for fighting crime and
solving problems. Often, you wonder why people
are such idiots.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - which character are you?
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The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.
With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.
You think good luck might come your way, but if it does you'll be so surprised you'll burst out laughing.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.

You Are 25 Years Old
25
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.

100 Years by Five for Fighting
"Every day's a new day... 15 there's still time for you Time to buy and time to choose Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live" 2004 was about thinking and reflecting - but isn't every year?

I am A Floater .
Floaters, the free birds of the shit family. Floaters drift through life without a care in the world, taking everything with a grain of salt, and smiling the whole way though. But friend of floaters are far and few in between. Because of there lofty views and social behavior, floaters tend to seem like they just don't give a damn about anything, the reason being, because they usually don't.
What Kinda Shit Are You?

I am 42% Emo.
Semi-Emo ...mummble.
Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.

You are

Which Beatles song personality are you?

Lovely Rita

You are a meter maid. I know I have terrible parking skills, but please don't give me a ticket...

Personality Test Results

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Tatertots
You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!!

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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You like to hit it from
                           the back!  You dirty boy, you!
Doggy-Style

What Sexual Position Are You?
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SSensual
IIntelligent
OOrganic
BBrutal
HHardworking
AAstounding
NNeat

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Find your Role-Playing Stereotype at mutedfaith.com.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'65%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
65.1%
Shamelessness66.7%
It takes a couple of drinks
79.3%
Sex Drive 71.1%
A fool for love, but not always
77.7%
Straightness17.9%
Knows the other body type like a map
44.6%
Gayness 53.6%
Had that experience at camp
83.8%
Fucking Sick76.1%
Refreshingly normal
90%
You are 58.31% pure
Average Score: 72.7%


discover what candy you are @ quiz me

Discover your
                           Zodiac Personality
Discover your Zodiac Personality @ Quiz Me

Exotic Dancer
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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Assassin

Which Diablo character are you?
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Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better.

What torture would you be?

I will be struck down by a meteor!

How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

Season = Winter
You're Most Like The Season Winter ... You're often depicted as the cold, distant season.
But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and
Independant. You have an air of power around
you - and that can sometimes scare people off.
You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you
rarely let people in if you can help it. You
can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily
you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be
negative, and hard to relate to, but you give
off a relaxed image despite being insecure -
and secretly many people long to be like you,
not knowing how deep the Winter season really
is. Well done... You're the most inspirational of
seasons :)

?? Which Season Are You ??
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Nightmare Before
                           Christmas
You know so much about the nightmare before
christmas. You must research and study it as
much as I do. I have loved this movie since I
was a kid and studied it very hard.
Congratulations.Please Please Please vote for
my quiz.

XxThe Best and Most Challenging Quiz of The Nightmare Before ChristmasxX
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orange
You are Orange. You are outgoing and optomistic. You always try to
find the bright spot in everything. You are
energetic and people are naturally attracted to
you. However, you are not always sure of what
your purpose or goals are. Most Compatible With: Fresh Mint

Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
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Dark
<<>>???What Kind Of Angel R You???<<>>( Anime Pics )

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Rebellious
You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate
authority and do everything you can to get
around the law, or in some cases, break it.
Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever sway once a
decision is made. Your nature is fiery and
courageous, and always out-going. You love
attention and usually have kinky fetishes
you're not afraid to explore. People either
love you or hate you.

What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Which Jhonen Vaquez character are you? By EmReznor.

HASH(0x83e5a98)
I am an overly happy A.D.D kitten

Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you?
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sex appeal
SEX APPEAL

(results contain pictures) What kind of ANIME BOOBS do you have?
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Christina Ricci
You're Christina Ricci. Beautiful.

What sexy girl are you
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My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

vamp
You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying. "And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."
Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian). The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire. Her sign is the eclipsed moon. As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Quagmire

You are Quagmire. You are out to get one
thing and one thing only... girls. Your entire
life is devoted to them, and with good
success.



Which FAMILY GUY Character are you?
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you're into alternative!
alternative

-- What Type of Rocker Are You? --
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unique freak
You're a unique freak!

What kind of freak are you?
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Making Christmas

Which Nightmare Before Christmas song are you?
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Temptress
You are a temptress

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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You're a Non-box.

What box do you get put in?
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You see the would in
                           Red, Green, and Blue
Red/Green/Blue: To you, the world is logical. Everything happens
for a reason, life is scientific. You like to
find solutions. I doubt you needed to take this
quiz in order to realize this.
Made by
Sara


What color do you see the world in?
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,m
The Juliana Theory...You are such an emo person
it's not even funny!!!

Which Emo band are you?
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pg
peter gabriel

what goth rockstar are you
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because i thought this picture was pretty, laura of mewing.net told me this: "you are an effervescent, happy person, but your friends and coworkers have noticed with dismay that you tend to bark like a dog and lick your knee, elbow, or wrist when left to your own devices. at the age of seven, you took a road trip with your family, and discovered that your favorite state is kentucky. at the age of twelve, you fell in love with the boy {or girl} next door, but were rejected in favor of your little sister. your career path involves animals and/or fashion design, but you will die alone and miserable at the age of 82." whatever will laura tell you??



take the taboo quiz.
and go to mewing.net. nothing is taboo there.



take the jeans quiz. gus made it!
and go to mewing.net. because laura and gus collectively own over 30 pairs of jeans.



find YOUR drag persona
and go to mewing.net. where all the men wear skirts.

my style of love is:
STORGE
Love begins as friendship and has little drama.
what's your style of love? | mewing.net. where love goes to die.



take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.
and go to mewing.net. where we're all studs.

Water Goddess
Water Goddess. You like peace and serenity and are
usually content with life.

What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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take the non-offensive quiz.
and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

It's Tricky
"It's Tricky" (by Run DMC) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's
right on time It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's
right on time It's Tricky...Tr tr tr tricky (Tricky)
Trrrrrrrrrrricky

Which 80's Song Fits You?
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*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.

What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia

My inner child is sixteen years
                           old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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my immo
My Immortal

*What Song by Evanescence are You?*
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CWINDOWSDesktopFightclub.jpg
Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Stan
Stan

Which South Park Character Are You?
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Clarissa
Clarissa Explains it All. Little brothers piss you
off and your best friend climbs up a ladder... But of course that's not weird to you because
you're Clarissa Darling

What's Your 90's Nickelodeon Show?
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i know nny better tan
                           i know myself
wow- you really know nny- later you will unite with
the other hell fans and form
"Obsessor"! ewwww

hOw WeLL dO yOU KnOw JTHM?
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You like the splatter
                           of head peices.
Head splody....watch for flying head chunks

What JTHM moment are you?
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You represent... angst.
You represent... angst. You have an extremely cynical outlook on just about
everything. It's okay to sulk and be
depressed, but life is short, and you only get
one. It's only what you make it, and only you
can make it improve.

What feeling do you represent?
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Sally
Sally

Which Nightmare Before Christmas Character Are You?
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I'm Fucking Frank N Furter
Frank N. Furter

Which Rocky Horror Character are you Fucking?
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bitch
your bitch.

What swear word are you?
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Bugs Bunny
You should have sex with BUGS BUNNY!
A
classic cartoon character, Bugs could please
you with his wit and suave personality he seems
to take on when dealing with females he's
interested in.
Who better to have sex with
than a rabbit? (as the rabbit vibrator will
testify)
Only way it would be better was if
he was a jackrabbit.

Which cartoon character should you have sex with?
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Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo

Hipsters
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

DMV Employees
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Democrats
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Republicans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


You are... NAZI HALO

~Which Jack Off Jill Song are you?~
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Munky
Munky! One of the two fantastic 7 stringers in the
band. He is a very fun guy who apparently has
feet which look like the hands of a monkey.
Strange...yes. A turn on for you...maybe.

Which member of Korn is your ideal man?
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The RingMaster
Your The RingMaster!! Dark and twisted, yet fresh and still bass kickin.
And lucky for you, your the era where Shaggs is
the sexist ever!! "Who the mutha fuck
asked you bitch??"

Which Joker Card Are You??
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DisorderRating
Paranoid:Low
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:Low
Borderline:Very High
Histrionic:High
Narcissistic:Low
Avoidant:Moderate
Dependent:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

  • My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, If You Were A Drug, What Would You Be?, is heroin

    Spike Spiegel
    You're Spike Spiegel! You're one hot bishounen! You
    know you make the ladies happy with that green
    'fro...But you make bounty hunting look good,
    what would the Solar System do without you? Not
    to mention, you're a great aim...So maybe
    YOU Won't miss the toilet like
    most men....*shudders.*

    *~Which Cowboy Bebop Character Are You?~*
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    You are GIR! Zim's
                           insane robot sidekick, you love about every food in the universe. YAY! TACOS!!!!
    You are GIR! Zim's insane robot sidekick, you love
    everything. TACOS!

    .:: Which Invader ZIM Character are You? ::.
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    Musical Number
    Musical Number! See Noodle. See Noodle Sing. Yay Noodle!

    Which Happy Noodle Boy Moment Are You? (JTHM)
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    If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper.

    Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

    Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

    Kill count: 5
    Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!


    If i was a Bodily Excretment i would be:
    What kind of Excretment are you?

    I Will Die of Natural Causes.
    Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack.. Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
    Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!

    pierce
    pierce

    What's YOUR sexual fetish?
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    Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
    Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
    are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
    and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
    little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!

    What kind of porno would you star in?
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    Brown Eyes

    What Color Eyes Should You Have?
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    schizoid

    Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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    The Lost Soul
    The Lost Soul

    What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?
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    You are the typical feminist, depressed, artist.
    You go against the crowd and do everything you
    can to be different. Too bad noone notices.
    Try communicating with people, not just looking
    down on them.

    What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?
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    Librarian
    You are smart and sexy!

    Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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    nerdslut
    Nerdslut

    What's your sexual appeal?
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    Fire Faerie
    Fire

    Which Elemental Faerie are You?
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    Lex: You are somewhere in between trad and fetish
    goth, you love to look sexy and your hair and
    make up is always just right. You maybe
    insecure but that doesn't mean people don't
    love you. When someone pushes you too far they
    get what they deserve! You tend to find one
    person and give them your whole heart and soul.

    Which Gloom Cookie character are you? (Goth)
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    deviresult
    You're Devi! Bad people happen to you more than is
    normal. You must live a cursed life.

    What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
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    mellon collie and the infinite sadness
    Which Smashing Pumpkins album are you?

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